Shiny Happy Bankers Parody of Shiny Happy People by REM

Original lyrics by REM
Parody lyrics by Chris Jolly

Live beyond your means and spend it
Money going round
Nipple criple
Throw your cash around
Credit Fuck it
Take the bank to town
Happy chappies
Mochas all around
Where the money grows
It’s from Fannie May

Seven hundred billion changing hands
Shiny happy bankers laughing

Everyone around loved them, loved them
Mortgages on tap
Take it take it
There’s no time just buy!
Houses houses
It’s a real good start
Forget tomorrows cries
Wall Street’s on the sliiiiiide!

Shiny happy bankers holding hands
Shiny happy bankers laughing

©2008 Chris Jolly

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Used to be on radio; maybe back on-air again one day. Somewhat creative. Occasionally funny. Lover of Tabasco sauce and beer - not always together. Linux user.
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Used to be on radio; maybe back on-air again one day. Somewhat creative. Occasionally funny. Lover of Tabasco sauce and beer - not always together. Linux user.

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